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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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