Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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mikey is cute

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Anti Joke

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