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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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