- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Jeff

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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