- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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