- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

THE GAME

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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