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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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