- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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