Knock Knock Come in

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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I work at jcpenny

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Hail Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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