A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Anyone can post anything.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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