A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Anti Joke

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