- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

PENIS lol

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Chuck Norris.

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