Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Your mom.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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whats white jizz

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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