some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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America

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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women's rights.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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8===D

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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