How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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