- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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