- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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