- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

I walk into a bar...

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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