- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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