An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A man penetrates another man.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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