- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Abortion.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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