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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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