- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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