- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

tim has no humor

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

roses are red violets should be purple

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