- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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