What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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