why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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