- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

i just wrote this so hard

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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