What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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