- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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