What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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