- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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