- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A drunk guy walks into a car

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Roses are red, yup.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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