- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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