- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Women's Rights Movement

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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