- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

This is a joke.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

F? No k

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??