- Anti Joke

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

haha Otarts was here

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag