- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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