- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Waffles ate my grandma

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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