How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Chris is hairy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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nothing

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Justin Bieber.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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