Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Atheism

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Llamaworm

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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