A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Chris is hairy

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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