- Anti Joke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.