A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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you see theres this guy.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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