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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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