- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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