Oh my God! A talking dog!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

bryden is a faggot

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you spell eight? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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