- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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