irish man drinking john smiths

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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you see theres this guy.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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my gramma died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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