- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A midget walked under a bar.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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