Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Trump will make America great again.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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