All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Chris is hairy

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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