What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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