- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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