- Anti Joke

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

You had better thumbs up this post.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 + 2 = 4

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said