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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

what is 3+3= 8

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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