- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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