So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Diarrhea

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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