- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Emily Walker.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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