- Anti Joke

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Women outside of the kitchen.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.