Stop. Seriously stop.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Knock knock Go away

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Anti Joke

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