- Anti Joke

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Abortion.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Two planes walk into an office building

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.