- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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