What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Poop

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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