Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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