- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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