Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Pickles are powerful

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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