- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

poop.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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