- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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