what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What's blue? The sky.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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