Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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