Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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My peni s

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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