- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Your Mom The End.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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