Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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