- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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