- Anti Joke

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.