- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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