What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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My peni s

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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