- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Nickelback.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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