Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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This isn't funny.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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