- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

karn chevalier

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

who is not good looking? mon morello

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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