- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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