- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A bar walks into a man

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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