- Anti Joke

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer