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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A bar walks into a man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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