- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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