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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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