A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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