- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Knock knock Go away

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

A shark ate your mom

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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